Unnerving
It's unnerving to realize that you may be operating on autopilot as a parent; the proof is that when two kids barf on the back deck, your first response, and in fact, your reaction is to send everyone else inside, ask someone to come back with towels - dirty towels - and to water both barfy kids and the deck down with the garden hose until the only lingering evidence of the incident is the sound of water dripping onto the mulch below the deck as you go inside with naked, drippy kids wrapped in towels, detouring only long enough to drop an armful of generally clean but soaking wet clothes into the washing machine.
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*shrugs; grins* Sometimes you're a jack-of-all-trades. Sometimes you're Jack Bauer. You're getting the job done.